I did an outcall recently to a well known, very swish, Park Lane Hotel to visit a shy Sheikh.
He had a huge balcony with a spectacular view of Hyde Park.
The man likes to shop. He had an impressive collection of Loro piano shopping bags.
We spoke of Russian restaurants. Mari Vanna being a mutual favourite. The renowned Russian restaurant located in Knightsbridge, London, famously known for its “babushka cooking,”
He has a chauffeur. Because of course he does.
His friend came to the room while we were still entwined in post coital cuddles in his massive bed.
He ordered room service for the three of us and we had a nice chat.
Turns out we have a lot in common. He’s a Sheikh. I like to Sheikh it like polaroid picture. Sheikh my money maker. My Milk Sheikh brings all the boys to the yard. Sometimes I Sheikh Sheikh Sheikh Sheikh Sheikh Sheikh Sheikh My Booty.

