Image courtesy of Midjourney AI.

Midjourney is an artificial intelligence program that creates images from whatever description you give it.

You can even ask it to create the picture in the style of a specific artist.

I wanted an image that would work well with this blog post about an MMF DP Duo with Oz Bigdownunder and a regular client of ours.

So I registered on Discord, paid for a subscription and asked Midjourney to make a picture in the style of Frank Frazetta of two men embracing one blonde woman.

The featured image is what Midjourney created. One of the guys seems to have six fingers but apart form that it’s pretty good!

This was the prompt I gave the AI = “A full length fantasy image of three people = two men and one woman. Two, strong, muscular men, one lighter, one darker, embracing a beautiful, blonde woman in the style of a romance novel book cover if the novel was illustrated by Frank Frazetta. The two men are embracing the same woman at the same time. The woman is in the middle.”

I had to play around with the wording a bit before it got the idea. At first it kept creating very vanilla images of one man and one woman cuddling but with a few extra sentences reinforcing the idea that it’s a threesome without saying threesome since that would offend the delicate sensibilities of the robot, it did create something quite perfect.

They make a lovely throuple. It looks like they just parachuted out of a plane to go on safari together. The boys are sharing one shirt. The six fingered man’s coiffure is magnificent.

I bought some credits on Open AI so I could try the same prompt with Dall-E but the images it created were all a bit too spooky. Midjourney handled the faces far batter than Dall-E which always seems to make people look like bits of Mr Potato melted together by Pablo Picasso.

Anyway, where was I. That’s right, getting fucked left, right and centre by two strapping, well-hung, bisexual studmuffins.

In the end, Oz came in my pussy. He’s the only one who can do that. He’s on PREP, we both got tested recently and we know everything about each others sexual proclivities. I trust him. He trusts me. He gets to spunk in my vaginal cavity. Then our man friend, who doesn’t have six fingers, licked me clean, gave me a deep French kiss then jerked himself off and came all over my face. And we rode off into the sunset on the back of an especially strong horse and all lived happily ever after.

I love dirty minded perverts and my latest gentleman friend who I met yesterday was extremely filthy so we had a great time together.

I visited his hotel and he was a perfect, polite gentleman. He immediately paid my fee without me needing to ask, offered me a drink and made me feel welcome and at ease.

First we discussed his preferences and I’d assured him I wouldn’t be shocked at all if he shared his deepest, darkest desires with me.

I’m very experienced and open minded. I genuinely love it when my clients explore their kinks with me. My new friend seemed to get a sense that I could be entrusted with his most secret fantasies.

He started by telling me how he’d like to see me approached by a gang of men in the street, surrounded and commented on in the most lecherous terms.

Then the men would notice that instead of getting scared, I was thanking them for the comments they were making about my firm ass and tight pussy and inviting them to come and touch me. I wanted them to use me.

That was his fantasy that the gang of men would tear my clothes off and fuck me three at a time in my pussy, ass and throat until they’d all finished using me and then just leave me collapsed, exhausted, sprawled on the dirty ground, naked in a pool of their cum.

We talked about all the details of how these men he was imagining would humiliate me and degrade me.

He was stroking his cock while we spoke. He stood over me as I sat in the edge of his bed. I was very wet and excited too so with his permission, I took of my panties and played with myself.

I came first while he was calling me a dirty slut and a whore and he shot his cum all over my face.

That was my introduction to what I’m sure will be a regular meeting. Looking forward to seeing where our imaginations will take us next time we meet and can’t wait to feel his hot spunk all over my face again!

I met with a gentleman for the first time last week who asked me for an erotic body slide massage.

My speciality!

He arrived at the agreed time at my incall location in Marylebone near Bond Street tube.

I buzzed him into my building and greeted him at the door to my flat already naked as he requested. I hid behind the door as I let him in for his discretion and mine in case my neighbours walked past at the exact wrong moment.

After I’d poured a small bottle of water into  glass for him, we’d had had a quick chat to get to know each other, sorted out the paperwork, he went to my bathroom to freshen up and I got my warmed oils ready.

When he came back from the bathroom I held him, kissed and caressed him and walked him to my king size bed covered in a fitted rubberized, water and oil proof sheet from Sheets of San Francisco.

I also have a massage table which is great for really leaning with my weight and pressing down on someone’s body supported by a firm surface for the maximum effect of a therapeutic massage. But for a sex body slide, the bed is better.

Once he was on his front I massaged his back, neck and shoulders firmly with plenty of oil and made sure he could feel my nipples on his back as I leaned forward to reach every inch of his body with long, slow strokes with my hands, forearms and elbows for those spots that need the most pressure to ease out the tension.

Once he was fully relaxed, I began to caress between his thighs, stroking his buttocks, paying special attention to his perineum, balls and around his ass. Some guys like to receive a prostate massage at this point but my new friend was very happy just to feel my fingers lightly tease outside of his butthole.

By the time I started the body slide, I could feel that he was very ready and eager to roll over and have sex but I teased him a little longer until he couldn’t wait another second.

Sometimes a girl’s just got to have fun so that’s when I reach for my toy box and entertain myself with whichever toys take my fancy. This time it was my new Thrusting dildo and my doxy wand.

The thrusting dildo is made by Funzze. Highly recommended. Here’s Oz’s review of it.

If you have someone to lend a hand, it’s much easier to handle one toy than two. Reaching down to keep a grip on both of these kind of works but it’s much easier to relax and focus on all the sensations if the thrusting dildo is held in someone else’s hand or suctioned onto a smooth hard surface.

Luckily I had a man handy but I did try out the suction cup and it works perfectly.

I have a theory that DP would be even better. Who wants to come and test that theory? For science!

It’s my birthday this month.

I decided as part of my birthday celebrations to have a gangbang event with Oz.

I won’t say which day my birthday is exactly, but I’m Leo the lion.

Leos are meant to be Vivacious, theatrical, and passionate.

Sounds about right!

Leos are said to love basking in the spotlight and celebrating themselves.

I think gangbangs are very theatrical. I get to take centre stage and be the focus of so much combined sexual energy. I love it. The slapping sounds of all the guys wanking furiously to produce cumshots to shoot all over my face for the bukkake finale sounds a lot like applause. I’ll happily bask in their adulation. And their cum.

As always, we’re advertising the event via Fetlife.

Some of the guys who’ve been regular attendees of many of my gangbangs and bukkake parties in the past have already contacted me to say they will attend.

Last time we hosted an event was about 6 months ago and it was for Bukkake only.

Looking forward to seeing some familiar faces, and cocks, and meeting some sexy new gangbangers too.

I finally got back on Fetlife Events and listed a new Bukkake Party!

I’ve been looking forward to this for years.

The last one was about 2 years ago and I haven’t had the opportunity since.

Now restrictions have eased and its possible once more to invite 5 or 10 guys to cum on my face.

So Happy 🙂

In the past I’ve allowed anyone to rsvp to my events but what tends to happen is I get 40 or 50 guys RSVP and only 5 or 10 show up. I thinl a lot of the other 40 or 45 guys were just putting themselves on the rsvp list with no intention of attending the parties and just wanted to send me pointless messages for the thrill of chatting to a real woman on the Internet.

So this time I set it so people could only rsvp if I manually approved them.

The condition to have an rsvp request approved was that they had to either have showed up to one of my past events or they had to pay in advance for their ticket by PayPal.

Then all the messages I got from guys I’d never met before, I just replied with a copy and paste message telling them how to pay for their ticket.

Two new guys paid up front for tickets and the rest were all regulars. The regular guys all paid cash on the day.

Oz and I went to meet them outside a nearby pub at the agreed time and brought them back to our flat. We picked up some drinks from the off license on the way.

It’s more discreet to bring them in at the same time, otherwise if we give them the address it’s too many people ringing the buzzer and opening and closing the door. We don’t want to bother our neighbours.

I put some music on when we got inside and Oz got everyone drinks. The guests took turns to go wash up quickly in the bathroom and then when everyone was ready I got down on my knees and started sucking.

I was so turned on with all those cocks surrounding me I had to beg Oz to pass me my doxy wand so I could play with myself while the guests took turns face-fucking me.

They chatted amongst themselves while they waited their turn. Mostly about other events they’d been to. I couldn’t really concentrate enough to follow the details and couldn’t say much since I always had a cock in my throat but I did ask Oz to make a note of the names of some of the events they were talking about that I liked the sound of.

One of my favourite regulars was there and he suggested we should do a gangbang event for Valentines Day. Good idea!

I’d really like a piss gangbang where all the guys use me for a toilet. Ideally at a dungeon with a wet room like Facility X.

Let me know in the comments if you like the idea of the the Valentines gangbang or the Piss bang or if there are any events in London for greedy girls that you recommend.